My mama always said...

Don't leave home without clean underwear on. Well in this business you, can't leave home without your ho bag. Men are very impulsive and as much as we'd like to "train the client" to give us 24-48hrs notice, most of time I have a minimum of 30 minutes to get to my locale and be stunning. The ho bag is a bag filled with all the essentials needed to do your job. It has condoms, lube, toys, outfits, make up, razors, etc. Now generally, these things all run out at the same time. So I have my ho drugstore and my non-ho drugstore. Call me paranoid, but I never buy my "work supplies" at the same store I buy my personal supplies. The last thing I need is the cashier remembering the 40 count box of condoms I bought a few days ago. And it never fails that a really hot guy is standing in line behind me when I go to check out. The cashier is never discreet. He checks out the kind of condoms I'm buying, holding them WAY up in the air. I feel like he's just gone on the PA system and announced to the store that we have a whore at the check out. Geez...

Well its New Years Eve and I'm excited about the arrival of 2010. There will be a lot of exciting things happening in my life this year and I can't wait to chronicle it. Its going to be a year of self discovery. I'll be leaving the agency and striking out on my own and determining what the next stage of my life will hold. My girl Belle de Jour said it best when she was asked the following question:
When someone says:"If she liked the job so much why isn't she still doing it?"
What they mean is:"I don't believe people can, or should, change direction in their lives without self-hatred and regret."

I love my job, but I'm also smart enough to know there is an expiration date in this industry. I'll be interested to see what my next metamorphosis will be.

I hope everyone has a safe and wonderful New Years....see you in 2010!!!

SW vs CG

I'm going to give a shout out to Ms. Blurb for this post. In the industry language, we CGs (or call girls) commonly get asked if we are SWs (street walkers) by people who assume all CGs are SWs. My reply to that is HELL no. I truly pity those girls. SWs are generally the ones with addiction issues and abusive pimp/drug dealers. They give it up for less money, don't adhere to strict health codes and generally spread disease. CGs, on the other hand, don't use drugs or even smoke, screen their clients very throughly, have height/weight and hygiene criteria and meet at your local four or five star hotel. Generally speaking SWs provide just sexual gratification while a CG provides a girlfriend like experience (GFE). I never really got the GFE term. I mean, I'm sure my clients don't want me to nag them to death and withhold sex, right? LOL. Even, in whoring there is a caste system and in that system SWs are on the very bottom.

If you want to know what an upscale escort makes in any given city, just take the average attorneys make in an hour in that said city and that's what a good call girl makes. We rely on regulars, reviews of our performances and referals. Its just like any other sales and customer service oriented job. I would say that I generally enjoy my job. Yes, there are times where it seems like a job and other times I can't believe I'm getting paid to do this. For example, Daddy Dave is a bit wearing. Believe it or not it is harder to emotionally whore myself out then physically. His sessions are ALWAYS mentally draining and leave me feeling like a nap. Daddy Dave wants the GFE, girlfriend experience. For our time, I'm the perfect girlfriend. This generally includes a lot ouddling, passionate kissing, conversation and of course sex. The worst thing about the conversation part is they want to know all about you. As my profile says, "Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies." In this business, we have our worklife and our personal life and you pray to God that the two never cross paths.

It takes all kinds....

This line of work has been been an eye opening experience into the psyche of men. They all want different things in their call girl. One successful business owner wants to be cuckold and have me tell him of my other sexual adventures with men. Another middle school teacher/basketball coach wants to be humiliated. Daddy Dave wants dinner at Ruth Chris with a woman clearly out of his league. He likes to see all the other men stare in amazement at our interactions, shared kisses, etc. MGD 64 Rob wants just a beer and a blow job. He never fails to bring a six pack of MGD 64 to every appointment. Then there is Troy, who has never grown out of the school girl fetish. For the time they have paid for, I am whatever the client wants.

A side from some bizarre sexual fetishes, my clients are completely normal. They hold down jobs ranging from working for the mayor's office to urban engineer to teacher to waiter. Some suffer from sexual addiction others just want a sensual kiss, a good fuck or someone to listen to their problems. Either way, it takes all kinds in this industry to keep money in my pocket and at the end of the day its all about the Benjamins!